A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected onthat magical evening 25 years ago, the wife askedthe husband, "When you first saw my naked body infront of you, what was going through your mind?"The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuckyour brains out, and suck your tits dry."Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are youthinking now?"He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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