"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for atelevision set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked."No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so Ifigured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

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