Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid."I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?"."It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"

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