On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick."The guy on the left says, "I also had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick.""The guy in the middle says, "I had a dream that I went skiing."

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