After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20.""Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied. "You can'tmake a living on that.""Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side!"

• Homepage
• Full list of jokes

• Three religious truths
• A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
• Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
• Will the father be present during the birth?
• What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?