Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says, "Oh my god! , it was really great, but I was Sooo scared after his rubber broke.I didn't get a good night's sleep for a week.""What happened." Says her intrigued friend."I didn't know what I was going to do, but I was finally able to get the last little piece of it out with dental floss."

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