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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.
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She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.
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Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.
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What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.
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What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment.
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What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work.
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What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
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Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick.
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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. Whatdo you think it means?""You'll know tonight." he said.That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it tohis wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled"The meaning of dreams"
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