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What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube
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What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table.
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"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent."Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years and years now!"
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What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
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What's black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
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What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire.
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What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.
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What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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