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Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.
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What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it? A Last name
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What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
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What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother...
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What's sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin....
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What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
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What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!
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What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to grandma's house.A wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to little red riding hood.
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