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What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...
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What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed by a white man in a black car.
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
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What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy.
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Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two Test Tickles
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What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."
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Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
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What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
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What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
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