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Q: What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed so early!Link to joke: Q: What's the worst thing about...
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.Link to joke: Whats black and white and red...
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by samLink to joke: Q. Whats long, hard and full...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.Link to joke: Whats worse than shit on Olivia...
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boys.Link to joke: When I was growing up I...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her hair smells.Link to joke: When is it OK for a...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign?"Link to joke: When is premature ejaculation a serious...
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself.""Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy.""How?" asked Joe."Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?""I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.Link to joke: When Joe's wife ran away with...
When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it.Link to joke: When should you care for a...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might noticehim on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there wasthis bum standing next to him, with old, dirty clothes on. Thethe guy's amazement, when the Pope came, he went over to thebum, and whispered something in his ear. Enraged, the guy wentover to the bum and offered him $100 for the clothes off hisback. Next day, he went back to the parade dressed like a bum.Sure enough, when the Pope came, he stopped in front of thisguy, and whispered in his ear, "I thought I told you to getthe hell out of here!"Link to joke: When this guy heard that the...