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Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"Attorney: "And why did that upset you?"Witness: "Because my name is Susan."Link to joke: Attorney to witness: "What was the...
A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss. Could you packup my things so that they will be ready when I get home?" "Sure, honey," hiswife answers."Oh, and could you please pack my blue silk pyjamas?" "Sure,honey," his wife answers again. The man comes home, picks up his things andtakes off for the week. He returns a week later, smiling. His wife greetshim at thefront door. "So honey, how was your fishing trip?""It was great..." the husband answers. "But you forgot to pack my bluesilk pyjamas." "No I didn't," said his wife. "They were in your tacklebox."Link to joke: A man calls his wife and...
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George."Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."Link to joke: |The Fire brigade phones George Graham...
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I am the husband!"Sent by SerLink to joke: Night. A sleeping couple is lying...
But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.Link to joke: But let's get real here guys,...
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.?.Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.Link to joke: Q: Why are bachelors thin, and...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.Link to joke: Why are E.T.s eyes so big?...
Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.Link to joke: Why are there so many Jones's...
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.Link to joke: Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste...
Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.Link to joke: Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because...