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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.Link to joke: Q: Why can't Jesus eat M...
Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.Link to joke: Why can't Santa have children? He...
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.Link to joke: Why did God create man first?...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and she didn't want to get a sex change.Link to joke: Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.Link to joke: Why did the one-handed man cross...
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.Link to joke: Why did the pervert cross the...
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.Link to joke: Why did the punk cross the...
Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart.Link to joke: Here's a silly one....Why did the...
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.Link to joke: Why do farts smell? So deaf...
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.Link to joke: Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf...